post-foo The Thoughts and Sayings Of Baba Doodlius: Cold Hard Facts: Let's try that again

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Cold Hard Facts: Let's try that again

Howdy all you hungry baby birds waiting for the momma bird of Truth! Baba Doodlius here, with a Revelation of another Mystery of the Universe!

So I started to do a post yesterday about the Mystery of "The Adorable Snowman". Well, it turns out that I had a tiny misunderstanding about this particular Mystery. In fact - and I can admit when I'm wrong - I got the whole name of this mysterious creature incorrect.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize profusely to all my readers (yes, all 4 of you). Here I am telling you folks that "I know all" and then I go and do a boneheaded thing like getting a simple name wrong. It won't happen again.

So I checked my notes and did a little more research, and today I would like to present my findings about the REAL denizen of the frozen wastes, that creature who strikes fear into the hearts of snowboarders everwhere,

The Abdominal Snowman!

When this fearsome beast is not terrorizing sherpas and cross-country skiers, it can be found in the gym, compulsively doing crunches and sit-ups, hanging out by the Torso Track and the Ab Rocker, working on its mighty six-pack...


Well CRAP! Fer cryin' out loud, why didn't you stop me?!?

OK, I'll get this right. I vow that I will get this right. Consarnit.


moooooog35 said...

Holy crap.

That's exactly what I looked like if I was made of crystallized water.

..and had a scarf.

Casdok said...


Marja said...

No stop Baba It must be right I like it this way

Mike said...

I was just telling my wife the other day that even snowmen have better abs than I do. This is all the proof I need.

Of course I really don't need any proof anyway. She agreed with me.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

i think i saw that snowman on a commercial with chuck norris and christie brinkley. i didn't give in and buy it though.

Delirious said...

I'm impressed that you made such a long drive to get these pictures. ;)

Sandy Kessler said...

you are unbelievable !! lol

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I see from your next post, my dear bird, that you are still working on getting it right.