post-foo The Thoughts and Sayings Of Baba Doodlius: Cold hard facts

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Cold hard facts

Howdy all you wiggly lures on the fishing line of Truth! Baba Doodlius here, with a Revelation of another Mystery of the Universe!

You may recall that I did a startling Revelation a few months ago about Bigfoot. (If you don't recall that, feel free to click the conveniently provided link - this is definitely a Secret of the Universe that needs to be known!) Since then I have received countless inquiries* from you dedicated Truth-seekers about another creature that has similarly eluded scientific study and classification for centuries. Rather than hanging out in the deep woods, though, this beast roams the trackless, barren lands of ice and snow. Of course, I am referring to


The Adorable Snowman!




This creature has delighted children since time immemorial. Bright-eyed tykes squeal with laughter as they build likenesses of this joyful beast amidst picturesque scenes of Winter bliss and...

What?

Uh, wait a minute, let me check my notes...

Hmm... OK, my bad. Heh-heh, sorry about that. Just a little misunderstanding there. Let me do a little more research and I'll get back to you.




* Actually it's not exactly countless - the current count of inquiries stands at, uh, zero.

3 comments:

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

As my furball, Alex, would say, "Silly Bird!"

Marja said...

Baba don't tell me you got it wrong.

Poetikat said...

Dood! I keep trying to figure a way to contact you, but without an e-mail address, it's not possible. So, here I am leaving you a note. Please stop by Poetikat's for a deserving little prize I've cooked up for my favourite people on the blog circuit. Of course, you're in there!

Poetikat