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Monday, November 12, 2007

Tag, I am apparently "it"

Good morning (or afternoon, or whatever time of day it is where you are) fellow Truthians! Baba Doodlius here, but today I have no great Mystery of the Universe to clear up. Rather, I have been "meme tagged" once again, this time by Mel over at "Attitude, The Ultimate Power". Thanks a pantload, Mel!

This meme thingy is aimed not at my forte of mystery solving, but instead asks a great many questions about Me, the Great and Powerful Baba Doodlius. 38 questions, in fact. That's a fair number of questions, so I beter get right to it.

So here goes:

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? - I assume that you humanocentric folks out there will be OK if I use "bird" as a synonym for "person". That being the case, the answer to this question is "Mrs. Doodlius"
2. What were you doing at 0800? - I was trying to figure what nomenclature they use to tell time in the military
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? - Eating bird food. Breakfast of Champions.
4. What happened to you in 2006? - I was attacked by a herd of meth-crazed bobcats. I fought them all off with my Flapping Wings of Doom and Iron Beak techniques. (Despite what the media says, Bird Fu is not a threat to humans - it is only used for defense. You're fine as long as you don't attack any birds.)
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? - "Another meme?"
6. How many beverages did you have today? - Does a fifth of vodka count as one?
7. What color is your hairbrush? - Uh, I'm a bird, so I don't have hair. I don't have a feather brush, in case you were wondering.
8. What was the last thing you paid for? - I don't pay for things, I just look all cute and birdlike and people give me stuff. It's good to be a bird.
9. Where were you last night? - In the jungle, the mighty jungle. It's also where the lion slept.
10. What color is your front door? - No doors in the jungle.
11. Where do you keep your change? - I keep it to a minimum. I like to stay the same, mostly.
12. What's the weather like today? - Depends on where you are, I suppose.
13. What's the best ice-cream flavor? - I like anything peanut-flavored, but I don't eat ice cream - I'm not a mammal, so I have lactose intolerance issures.
14. What excites you? - The chicken breast section at the supermarket.
15. Do you want to cut your hair? - Uh, I already told you that I don't have hair. Sheesh!
16. Are you over the age of 25? - A bird never reveals his age. Some Secrets of the Universe are better left unknown.
17. Do you talk a lot? - Sure, all the time. And I sing, too.
18. Do you watch the O.C.? - The "Obsequious Cormorant"? Sure, doesn't everybody?
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? - Steven Colbert. Oh, you mean I have to know them personally? Then no.
20. Do you make up your own words? - Most incongerbitably!
21. Are you a jealous person? - Nah.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A' – Albatross
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K' – Kingfisher
24. Who's the first person on your received call list? - Like "bird calls"? That would have to be Cockatoo.
25. What does the last text message you received say? - "Welcome to Verison text message service. You will be charged by the letter, so go ahead and get addicted!"
26. Do you chew on your straw? - I chew on everything, it's what birds do.
27. Do you have curly hair? - Oh fer cryin' out loud!
28. Where's the next place you’re going to? - The john. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
29. Who's the rudest person in your life? - The guy who came up with all the 'hair' questions!
30. What was the last thing you ate? - Bird food. It's yummy and good for you!
31. Will you get married in the future? - If you consider that my patented "reverse K.E.G. process" makes the past equivalent to the future, then yes.
32. What's the best movie you've seen in the past 2 weeks? - "The Birds". An all-time classic! I can't watch it often enough.
33. Is there anyone you like right now? - I like just about everybody, except for the guy with all the 'hair' questions.
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? - Birds have no use for dishes.
35. Are you currently depressed? - No, unless you count the fact that I am underneath a large, wooden popsicle stick.
36. Did you cry today? - Yes, when the alarm went off and I realized that the weekend was over.
37. Why did you answer and post this? - I have nothing to hide. Mostly.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey - This is gonna have to wait - everybody I know has already been tagged, so I'd have to hit the "random blog" button several times to come up with somebody to tag, but most of the time when I do that I get some stupid advertizing 'blog' about drugs that will supposedly increase the size of my penis after 2 clicks, and that's annoying so I'm not gonna do it.

So that's it. Hope you have learned something interesting. And if not, stay tuned for another Revelation of a Mystery of the Universe coming soon!


Monday Morning Power said...

I have to be perfectly honest with you, the reason I accepted this meme in the first place is that I knew I would tag you with it. I really wanted to see what you would come up with. You DID NOT disappoint me. Well done and VERY FUNNY!!!!

Elise said...

I hate to break it to you babe but the chicken in the supermarket are all dead!

I suppose there are people into that kind of thing.....

Azzitizz said...

Hair, hair, hair, very funny meme.

OOPS! TYPO! That should have read.....

Har, har, har, very funny meme.


Delirious said...

I keep getting memes from the same people. Makes me wonder if they didn't read my response the first time. I'm thinking next time I will lie to all the questions just to shake things up.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

All those questions you answered, yet still you are an enigma.

Marja said...

I love it Baba. Come and pick up an award at my place.

moooooog35 said...

Hey there, Baba.

Fly by my site if you get a chance. Got something for you.

Kathleen said...

Keeping this on the back-burner for later. I've copied the ??? and answered, but some of them are really silly. I mean, "What colour is your hairbrush?"!!

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